I just don't know what's funniest.
"Moved large rock off fish #1"... I'm sorry, what?
"Moved large rock off fish #2"...oh really? Off TWO?
Oh, and what's the extra 2 centss? How exactly are these charges determined?
"CPR with air hose"......CPR ON A FISH???
And it's "NOT GOOD!!!!"
Yes, it must not have ended well, since there is no charge.
I also appreciate "Gave some fish some food to see if they would move."
Sorry fish #2. It is a sad day for you, and whomever has to pay this $885 bill for all of the fish emergency services. I just can't.